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My eye is on FIRE and my hair is THINNING. Life. is. GOOD.

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"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that."

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"I saw that she had the crazy eyes... but I ignored it"

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Mini Me, stop humping the "laser". Honest to God! Why don't you and the giant "laser" get a fricken room for God's sakes?

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"Be careful that you don't frighten your child. Be careful of what you say."

New Developments

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Cuz when you worry, your face will frown, and that will bring everybody down, so don't worry, be happy

It was like the best slap I've ever had. Woke me up and now I'm glad.

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"Friendship is rare. Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, when you find out much later that they don't really care."

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"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."

Hello, Hello, Hello

Some callin' me a sinner, Some callin' me a winner, I'm callin' you to dinner, And you know exactly what I mean

The ongoing battle of insurance and Pre-existing conditions

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Let the sun shine, let the sun shine in

"I know you feel like you are breaking down. Oh I know that it gets so hard sometimes. Be calm."

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I don't wanna wait in vain for...you job.

New drug being tested for SLE treatment

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If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine.

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Along with the slew of things I want right now, I want Indian food.

There's no need to complicate, our time is short